You love Alfred Hitchcock's "Birds"? Yeah well fuck you. That's since you've never seen a real bird-themed horror film. It's because you haven't seen Birdemic: Shock and Terror (is that an echo I hear? Yes it is). It comes from visionary director James Nguyen who will one day own all of Hollywood and though I've only seen this two-minute trailer I can already tell you one thing about this movie: It will steal your fucking soul and eat it for lunch.

You love romance? Yeah there's plenty of that here. Fucking too. But the important thing is there are killer birds that will gnaw off your genitalia and receive a crap in your wounds. If you're at all sensitive to depraved bird violence don't watch this trailer. If you have even the slightest case of Ornithophobia then turn off your computer and throw it out the window. I distrust I will sleep again for days. I won't even be capable to walk outside without reminding myself that this is only a movie. It's only a movie ... only a movie ...

Jesus. Just thinking about it makes my bowels quiver.

*shudder*

(Hat Tip: EILCoolJ)